Walk on the Wildside

Early Evening in a Manchester Pub

The football has just finished on the television at my local. The pub is now quiet and it will be an hour or so before some more of the girls arrive. I am quietly reading the paper fully dressed and made up as in the picture. An elderly, respectable man comes and sits opposite me. He has a few sips of his half and smiles at me. Being a good sissy, I smile back expecting him to start a conversation. He gets up and moves to the table on my right, and sits now diagonally opposite me. He takes a few more sips of his half. He smiles at me again, I smile back. He motions with his eyes for me to look below. I look down and he is busily playing with himself. He ejaculates, zips up, finishes his half, smiles again at me and leaves the pub. Not a word was spoken, and it lasted about five minutes.

Early Morning in a Manchester Club

It is about 3:00 a.m. in the club I always finish at. I am tired as its my second night out and am ready for bed. I go to the cloakroom to pick up my coat and head back to my hotel. A man passes me as I am putting it on. He picks up a suitcase and asks me to guess what's inside. I'm not very inspired and can only think of clothes and sports items. What else do you carry around in a suitcase for goodness sake? I give up. He opens up the suitcase which has been custom made. Strapped inside was a glove puppet.

And it was the sexiest glove puppet I've ever seen!

And the coloured girls go Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo